Villains + their ending
FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD
they were talking about his height
They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.
i feel safer knowing this criminal is off the streets and in jail
Anonymous said: rapid fire rank questions: who's the tallest? who's the best fighter? who's the best dancer? who's had the most sex? who's the nicest? who can eat the most? drink the most? who's the funniest? who's the best at jumping puzzles? who's the most charismatic?
RANK ANSWERS GO I’m keeping this exclusive to the salad boys
TALLEST: I had a little doodle onhand already so I updated it with Nico here
Ingame, Nico is the tallest option on the slider and Ez is the shortest
BEST FIGHTER: Thief, Guardian and Mesmer all play… pretty wildly different so basing on the assumption of fistfighting
BEST JUMP PUZZLER:
nico is not the best at anything here jeeze get your act together man
THE BEST DANCER IN ALL OF TYRIA
sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just